Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.

It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!

by clam baker III November 23, 2009

lunar sauce

A saucer pass to the moon and back! A duster can't pull off a proper one, that's for sure.

He was breaking up the middle so buddy fed him some lunar sauce to take the biscuit home for the game winner.

by syncy February 28, 2011

lunar mooner

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

lunar balls

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.

Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!

by Peggyatthestar February 3, 2015

Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).

Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by gregben February 6, 2022

lunar docking

When a man or woman shits in a vagina.

Shelly had a lunar docking last night. That shit was fucked up.

by Big CB December 9, 2008

Lunar vacation

A really good band. Check them out.

"Brooo lunar vacation is so good man."
"Yeah I know man"

by aarmau June 10, 2019