The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.
by Noet123 March 22, 2014
by theGinganinja41 March 09, 2010
luhm-ber-jak
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.
Mark: So what happened with you and Sarah's mom last night?
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.
by AML43 December 02, 2006
When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'
Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.
by b2darian334 February 01, 2009
A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left
Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"
by Anf August 03, 2009
When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.
by JuiceValentine October 11, 2004
by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014