Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.
by Mr.Malice December 29, 2005
A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
by concieted piñata March 31, 2011
a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.
We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.
by BonerJammin' April 07, 2009
by Medici32 April 26, 2016
A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
by concieted piñata March 31, 2011
dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack
Or
so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren
Or
so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren
by Mike Valente January 30, 2007
a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast
by Jermiah Pharms December 06, 2003