LPM’s

Laughs Per Minute

My date with that chick went pretty well. My LPM’s were off the chart

by waverton November 5, 2023

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

Ultimate boredom. You have typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,
mnbvcxzljhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc.

You should really start doing your homework

"I'm bored, so I'll just type in lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq on google"

by pugsareawesome November 18, 2013

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

The absolute, i mean, ABSOLUTE expression of NEAR DEATH BOREDOM. If you typed this in the keyboard, you are SERIOUSLY mentally ill and bored beyond all belief. So welcome to the club! Now to relieve your boredom, type in your own definitions just like me!

Bored person 1: I'm so bored rn what shall we do?
Bored person 2: Lets just type in "lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq" in the search bar or something idk.

by nsn2635 September 28, 2020

lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3q21

This is the ultimate sign of severe boredom, you've done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, and every other combination of key on the keyboard except this one. You've run your finger diagonally to the right fromt he bottom of the keyboard and got lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3aq21, which google doesn't even has a search result for.

Dude I was so bored in class yesterday I typed "lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5se4aw3q21" and found a funny definition on Urban Dictionary.

"lpmko0nji9bhu8vgy7cft6xdr5zse4aw3q21" the truest form of boredom

by communismisbad May 22, 2018

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

When you come to the pinnacle of ULTIMATE BOREDOM. Whenever you are bored during anything, really.

Jack: I'm SO BORED
John: Want to play some basketball?
Jack: I don't have enough energy, broooo.
John: How about soccer?
Jack: I don't have enough energy, broooo.
Jack: I know! I will search lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq.
John: You daredevil!

by FreidomMan January 3, 2022

,lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

Another sign of boredom. When someone is procrastinating so much they have to go from right to left and bottom to top. Across every key.

I'll write this essay *lightbulb I'll write ,lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq into google

by allstarphan March 15, 2021

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmplmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuyrewq

ULTIMATE Boredom where you type all keys diagonally backward, then normally backward.

Boy: I'm Bored
Friend: Type lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmplmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuyrewq

by Shopnil4 June 18, 2017