russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

Russell "The Love" muscle

Russell is a tranny who loves taking showers with black dudes and " His brother" Hint his name rhymes with Bryan. Likes Vitamin d milk even though he's Black Toes intolerant, and says really gay shit like " we're here, we're queer". Has a allergies to pork products, Duck sausage is a weakness for Russells cock holster but he makes do, thicker the better.

Russell "The Love" Muscle
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.

by BrumDumb419 July 10, 2023

Badman Love Muscle

Someone who stands up for long periods of time to try and impress women and duff up anyone who crosses him

"Oh your such a badman love muscle, you never sit down and always want to fight me"

by Goering January 6, 2008

holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*





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by Mark H September 30, 2004