love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.
Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.
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Love Handle Linger

A move a guy will do when he's done hugging you in attempts to seduce you.
As he's pulling away, he will graze his hand from one love handle to the other, take a step back, and give you a look like "Hey baby, let's talk. I care about your feelings."
Laura - "Hey, I hung out with my boss last night."

Rachael - "Who is your boss?"

Laura - "Gabe"

Rachael - "Oh no! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOVE HANDLE LINGER!"
by Hatamatic April 02, 2009
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love handle armour

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm
love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.
by love handle !! February 25, 2010
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love handle fetish

Someone who is crazily attracted to your lower body😂😏
*person stretches*

*other person* holy fuck you have perfect love handles, take your shirt off bitch!!!

Love handle fetish
by lilbeear19 February 09, 2016
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love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
by AGorrila June 22, 2021
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pull the love handles

Grabbing a BBW or chubby chick rolls or by the waist pulling her back when you're banging her from the back!
My dick big enough to pull the love handles of some fat chick
by J91GMaine November 11, 2020
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rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.
Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010
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