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Londonderry

A town in southern New Hampshire filled with band geeks that think theyre cool. Macks Apple owns 300 percent of the town. Largest population of zebras in the United States. Name originated from the city of Londonderry, Japan. African American percentile is around negative 20 percent as stated in the 2003 census. The basement of the local library is a breeding ground for flaming robot nazis. Pockets of radiation have lead to the mutation of locals giving them supernatural abilities including but not limited to: faster growing fingernails, glowing eyes, and flaming cocks.
I cant wait to leave londonderry and move to a REAL town
by Coach Rich October 7, 2009
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Londonderry

Fictional term used to refer to Derry a city in county Derry, Ulster, Ireland.
Lets march around the walls of Londonderry.
by Adrian December 10, 2003
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Londonese

"Man you speak such broad Londonese, I can't understand you"

"I pulled some Londonese bird last night"
by Lwlc February 3, 2007
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Londoning

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom
Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022
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londoner

a person who lives in london also a type of attitude normally jus plain fuckin rude but a lot of the time nice people tend 2 b busy drunk or high
god look at that londoner jus plain fuckin rude walked straight into me didnt apologise or nuttin
by bg:baby gangstar June 23, 2006
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londonderry

A kick ass town in NH with some pretty cool people.

Yeah, theres way too many apple orchards, but people learn to enjoy them.

The High School has one sick band that's going to march at the olympics. yeah, they're that good. They also have some good sports there.

Londonderry is a great place to be.
Everyone should move to Londonderry.
by daveyyy November 25, 2007
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Londoni

a mildly derogatory slang used to refer to Bangladeshi-Britons, especially those Bangladeshi-Britons of Sylheti descent. They speak Bengali horribly with thick Sylheti accents and those born and brought up in the U.K. usually speak English as well with a very thick accent. Their English dialect depends on the region of U.K. they are brought up in. All Londoni families own a restaurant which serve Indian cuisine and is a hub for providing jobs to their newly-arrived relatives from Sylhet who have decided to stay back illegaly.

These people try to give an impression of being really rich and well off to their Bangladeshi friends and relatives and think they are really of a higher class with more status and cooler than them just because they live in England, when in reality they are a bunch of jokes who neither the British nor the Bangladeshis really give a shit about. They have horrible sense of style and have no clue what big idiots other people think they are.

Note: This in no way applies to Bangladeshis living in other countries like the United States or Canada where the Bangladeshis living are actually sophisticated and educated unlike their British counterparts.
Half of Britons today are Londonis!

That londoni chick speaks Bengali so bad. My fart sounds nicer.
by G--Money April 7, 2007
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