drop some logs

Drop some logs means to deficate some feces; shit.

Man I gotta drop some logs.

by MACK DADDY REN February 12, 2010

Lincoln Logs from Hell

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.

2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.

The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

twisting logs

to roll a blunt.

"twisting logs now he live with no fear, said he listens to the gods"-knowmads (the river runs deep)

by macdizzle December 23, 2012

glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee August 29, 2015

linkin logs

When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)

I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.

by ThisIsNotMyRealNameSir December 11, 2010

party logs

When you attend a party at a random house, and you go into a room and shit on the floor.

Who the fuck left these stinking party logs here?!?!?

by PD2 February 2, 2006

back logs

Shit that gets backed up in your colon and lower intestines as a result of neglecting your need to take a dump. Usually back logs are characterized by taking a dump, then about 10 minutes after you get off the toilet, you have to go back and take another dump that is roughly equal in size the first dump. Back logs are generally not healthy and are detrimental to regularity in your bowel movements.

Susan only takes a shit once a week. She's gotta have back logs, dude.

by LazySlacker June 28, 2005