lindened

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.

"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."

by Cocoanut May 8, 2007

Till Lindemann

The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.

Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.

David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.

Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.

by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011

Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

till lindemann

Leader singer for Rammstein. Sex on two legs. Lyrical genius.

If I met Till Lindemann I'd jump on his dick so fast he wouldn't know what had hit him.

Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.

by Mssr. Voldemort January 11, 2006

Pussy Lids

When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy

“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids”

by pussylids69 January 30, 2019

Lindsay

Lindsay is the best girl you could ask for. She is an amazing friend. She has a heart of gold and deserves every positive thing in this entire world. Lindsay is like a four leaf clover hard to find but once you find it you won't ever want to lose it. She has the best skills ever and makes you want to be her. Lindsay is shy but once you get to know her it's like the best thing that will ever happen to you. She is someone who will for sure make it to the olympics. Lindsay is the type of girl who doesn't care what others think about her or what they do to her but as long as she stays positive nobody will have problems. So the next time you see a Lindsay I would try to become best friends with her because she will be one of those best friends that is like a sister. Lindsay is beyond perfection and is literally the BEST thing that will ever happen to you!!!!!!

Lindsay is amazing!!!!!

by CZbrotato May 7, 2018

Till Lindemann

Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.

"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."

by D.E March 18, 2004