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LiL John John

The name of a king. If you find someone named LiL John John you have to get to know this person. You will never meet anyone like LiL John John.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT LIL JOHN JOHN. OMG, IT IS I NEED TO MAKE HIM/HER MY FRIEND.
by Dooki man November 1, 2022
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the lil john

the 'little' or lil john: (verb) is a reaction to a sexual act in which you have someone bent over, and you "accidentally" slip it into the rectal region.
The lil john is an act in which you, "accidentally" slip something into the rectal region. The person who is on the receiving end instantly screams, "YEAH", then turns around quickly and looks at the other person and says, "WHAT"...a few seconds go by and then they say "OK"
by lil tickle barbie March 15, 2009
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Curiosity killed the Lil John John

When someone wants to know about another buisness out of curiosity
Yeah i knew someone named icey he was real curious till he found out why Curiosity killed the Lil John John
by Just facts for the mind December 8, 2023
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Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion

The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout
Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids
by Chebabyy February 8, 2021
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Lil Johnny

Someone who has a dick four inches or under but has big dick energy and constantly tries to get laid because is thirsty af. Is too desperate due to the fact that he knows his dick is microscopic and will try to get any girl even if they show no interest in him because he knows that there is no hope. They are severely turned on by rejection and get hard to girls who disrespect him. Gets salty when left ignored and spreads rumors of rape, yet continues to try to get laid by the same girl. On the bright side, his pull out game is strong because there's nothing to pull out nor put in. He is lowkey a douche and still hits her up for nudes to jack off with his nonexistent dick.
Yo that dude is such a Lil Johnny, he has been texting the same girl since July and she is not even interested in him. They have never even hung out yet he refers to her as his girlfriend. She is trying to get with his best friend but, him being the Lil Johnny that he is, hasn't given up and still tries to make plans so she can blow him.

Damn, your Lil Johnny is tiny!!! How can you even try to get girls with that??
by yUNgJeLLYbEAN January 27, 2019
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lil johnny

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.
yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!
by katsukid October 26, 2019
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the ultimate form of orange also known as a dirty high liter this species is very rare and only come fron sinaloa, they are relatives of the pinamis blocksamiss and sometimes work together to fuck others game up
Hey man you are acting like an Johnamis maxis(0rangoTang0,lil Hitler)now fucking leave.
by El Bear December 22, 2008
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