Patelogical Liar

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.

Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014

leary biscuit

A method of orally consuming cannibis. Made by placing the weed and cheese on a cracker and heating it in a microwave or oven to get the cannibinoids out of the cell walls of the plant. we cannot digest the cellulose so the heating is necessary and thc is fat soluable so it will get mixed in with the cheese. It is commonly a cracker, a slice of cheese on it, and the weed on top, however some people put an extra slice of cheese on top of that. There is also a variation where peanut butter is substituted for the cheese.

At my party I'm going to make a tray of leary biscuits for the guests.

by zimzam December 28, 2006

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Learning Disability

A learning disability is a reduced intellectual ability and difficulty with everyday activities e.g. household tasks, socialising or managing money, which will affect someone for their whole life. People with a learning disability tend to take longer to learn and may need support to develop new skills, understand complicated information and interact with other people.

Learning disability is often confused with dyslexia and mental health problems. Mencap* describes dyslexia as a “learning difficulty” because, unlike learning disability, it does not affect intellect.
*The Royal Mencap Society is a charity based in the UK that works with people with a learning disability, founded in 1946 by Judy Fryd.

by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Little Liar

Little liar was commonly used to describe children who told a porky. The little was added to make it sound non threatening to the wee nippers and it was often said in a sing songy tone. Little liar is now commonly used by adults to describe other adults caught out in blatant lies. Once called a Little Liar you are immediately made to feel small by your stupidity in not thinking of something more believable. Once called a little liar you are tarnished for life and once a little liar, you will always be known as that great big twat.

Why have you got porn on your phone?
I haven't!
Why are even denying it.
I haven't even watched it! Barry sent it to me!
You're such a little liar!

How tall are you?
5ft 1"
No way you're 5ft 1", you're only 5ft 2" with 3 inch heels on.
You little liar

Babe can I use your phone, mines charging upstairs
Why do you need it?
Why are you asking, what are you hiding?!!!!
Nothing, I don't need this, I'm going out!
You're such a little liar!!!!

She's denying she's had Botox!
What? It's so obvious!
I know right... she's such a little liar

by MJwrites July 23, 2017

Leading Learners

A Canadian non-profit which saves students time, stress, and a place to go for all their academic needs.
(www.leadlearners.ca)

Leading Learners has helped me find volunteer opportunities to meet my 30 hours.

by thebestestbest April 26, 2020