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heterosexual lifemate

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"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob
by tandre October 4, 2008
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lifethereal

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describing a viral phenomena where creative expression with genuine roots connects directly, without the need of words, to our brains and inspires a torrent of creativity throughout the world.

life to tha ethereal

and you can't buy it, it just IS
P1: "merton's chat roulette piano improv was so dope."
P2: Yea dude that was lifethereal (lif-eth-er-eal)...
by jamsjacquesHI April 9, 2010
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experience of a lifetime

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The experience of a lifetime cannot be taken lightly nor summed up in a single word. It should be earth moving and soul lifting. The smile on your face will reflect it every single day. Your heart will definitely race.
The love, joy and happiness my Pamela has overflowed me with is the experience of a lifetime.
by Eternal Flame March 6, 2018
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lifetime

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Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police.

There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
Lifetime show:

Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?

Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!

Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!

(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008
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lifetime shower

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When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.
That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.
by DarkmanDaLegend July 20, 2014
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lifethereal

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Well Tad... that switch double cork 1440 was just lifethereal.
by 01044 April 5, 2010
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lifetime movies

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Like the Channel; A Place For Battered Women

The movies are the best, low-budget, D-list actors, Real "teen" issues

The movies are kind of Troma Production like in their crude low-budget manners.

The movies have really bad plots that are easy to laugh at and make fun of.

Such as; She's Too Young- a whole Junior High gets syphilis from giving'receiving oral

Cyber Seduction-A "typical" teen gets addicted to internet porn (the breaking point for the parents was not the thousands of dollars their son was spending on porn, but when he got kicked of the swim team because he was too busy masturbating.

you can rent these movies too, or just watch them on LIfetime, because they are always on.
They are all instant classics
by Rad_ September 15, 2005
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