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Lotus Man

A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
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Letswai

When you hardly have sex or you have never had sex in a while
O na letswai or or be tea ke letswai
by Bad baby April 2, 2021
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lets make a movie

When you want to record yourself going balls deep in your significant others vaginal structure, and puncture dem guts;)
Babe, lets make a movie on how I give you that long solami sausage
by SlongKingKongDong January 27, 2017
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Lethal Lotus

When a girl grabs onto a ceiling fan above a man who is laying down with a erect penis causing her to spin around on the penis. Then the girl will pull her self up and down making it a spining and up and down motion.
The sex postion was originaly invented in Connecticut and was called just the lotus until around 1980 when a girl died while in the postion from dysentary hence the "lethal" part of the name.
It is said not to be deadly, but some people say otherwise. Doctors tell people to advoid parttaking in the postion because if a penis is to big then it could rupture some inner organs. No one has repotadly died from it since the 1980 encounter.
Cindy- "Hey, want to do the 'lethal lotus'"?
Tim- "I dont know my doctor said it was kind of risky after that 1980 encounter"
Cindy- "It feels so good though"
Tim- "O.K lets do it!"
by AnalTitan January 20, 2009
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"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.
Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
by the_last_ak June 28, 2013
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lotus paste

Yo what'd your mom pack you for lunch? PB&J?

Naw man you know I'm asian I got that lotus paste
by changpongwangthe7th September 20, 2013
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lets avocuddle

what someone usually says to cuddle up to someone and just keep warm forever. Mostly because they are afraid to let go of them because they love them so much its hard to let go of someone they hold so dear to there hearts.
by lets avocuddle January 12, 2017
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