Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012

Lamar Smith

The asshole who introduced the SOPA bill (Otherwise known as the shittiest pice of legislation ever introduced to the U.S. government).

Lamar Smith, the biggest fuck to ever be.

by icutu7 February 4, 2012

Lamar Smith

The man behind the shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with. He is a Republican from Texas and does not deserve a second more in office.

Lamar Smith is another retarded asshole with too much power, it is amazing that anonymous ignores him.

by mrbigmclargehuge January 31, 2012

lamar roast

a popular scene from the game Grand Theft Auto 5 or GTA 5 for short in which a side character, Lamar roasts one of the protagonists, Franklin for not letting him in his house.

lamar roasting franklin:

Lamar: Wassup can a loc come up in yo crib?

Franklin: Man fuck you, i'll see you at work.

Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaa

Franklin: WHAT?!

by waysxbknm January 22, 2021

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

learner's block

The inability for a certain period of time to learn something, no matter how hard you try. When the block is broken, you are able to learn again.

Man, I couldn't get how to do this for an hour, but I must have had learner's block, because it was sooo simple.

by Russel Gauthier April 8, 2007