Larry The Wombat

A Homosexual Wombat that stalks the streets of New York City with nothing but a pair of shoes and a fanny pack full of Glow-Sticks and Cigarettes.

If you run into Larry the Wombat out there give him some of this Candy.

by ChickenHacker July 6, 2016

larry johnson

the best character from the indie game sally face. he is superior in every way and he is perfect. we dont talk about episode four though. never talk about episode four.

"have you heard of larry johnson?"
"yeah hes the fucking coolest"

by Enchanted_ June 3, 2021

Larry Craig

A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.

Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?

Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?

Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"

Tom: That's bullshit.

by CJE October 20, 2007

Larping

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.

Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.

by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021

Ashy Larry

A participant in the World Series of Dice. He was only supposed to be throwing out the trash.

Damn Larry, get upstairs and put on some lotion!

by Doombot March 11, 2004

Larry David

1.Co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “Seinfeld” that ran on NBC for 9 seasons. He is also the insperation for the character George.

2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.

3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.

4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.

(Larry David has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it)

Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)

Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?

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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

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by JesseT May 16, 2006

LappySheep

LappySheep is a salty warwick main in league of legends & he plays minecraft ssm. He is an autistic child that scream random things in his mic & he has a tiny penis

Omg it's "LappySheep" the best guy alive

by GeyBoi123 June 11, 2017