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Crack O' Lantern

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.
by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011
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Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.
by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011
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Lanternpreneur

A lanternpreneur is a kind of enterpreneur who is starting out a bit late, post 30s, but with his 'lantern of knowledge' accumulated during her/his preceding years.

Lately, a lot of corporate executives are becoming lanternpreneurs by collaborating with young entrepreneurs and startups and sharing their knowledge.
Do you know Mark Malone? He's a Lanternpreneur

We are a network of Lanternpreneurs
by 27weeks March 2, 2021
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Langer

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated
1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.
by Snake November 24, 2005
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paul landers

Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.
by Lithium October 27, 2015
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Spring Laker

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.
Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.
by The gooser June 10, 2010
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Lanier Middle School

-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will
Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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by The_Messanger_Of_Darkness August 12, 2011
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