LolSpeak

An extremely complicated language that is often mistaken for textspeak. It is mainly used for Kitteh pictures, but people don't realize that there's a huge organization running lolspeak. There is even a bible translation project going on where they will translate the entire bible into lolspeak. Ceiling Cat is the god behind this language. It's not as easy as you think, trust me.

Ceiling Cat blessinz apwn yu, srsly.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.

Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!

eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!

eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.

lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.

by BoredDude2 April 25, 2010

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lolpenis

A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.

"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"

Response: "Lolpenis"

by Biblo February 15, 2005

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LOLUMAYO

A newly introduced variation of the popular online insult "lolumad", used as a sarcastically condescending response to online gamers who express hostility toward you or "your momma." The insult is meant to emphasis the humor around getting upset at another person online over a game.

Coined by vR.Proud on Blizzard's Battle.net servers during a game of Defense of the Ancients (DOTA)

<some_random_online_gamer>: You suck, get a life nerd.
<you>: LOLUMAYO

<some_random_online_gamer>: Your momma is so fat you noob
<you>: LOLUMAYO

by mafaga December 21, 2008

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lolpmp

lolpmp, means "laughing out loud, peeing my pants"

"i tripped and i hit my groin"

LOLPMP!!!

by Ricardo Cano January 11, 2007

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lolapse

Laughing so hard you shit your guts out

It was so funny I lolapsed my kidneys

by Rudi51 March 19, 2008

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LOLopwnt

A LOLopwnt is when you force someone against their lies so that they make an "escape plan." Escape plan meaning they come up with some other lie to make all their other lies have a meaning.

Person1: oh hey, I made an OS.
Person2: COOL!!! Link??? :D:D.
Person1: I don't have a link for it :(.
Person2: UPLOAD!?!?! :D.
Person1: Oh, you won't believe what I've just done!
Person2: Uploaded it????
Person1: NOPE! I dunno what I did but now its not working?

Person2: You never made an OS did you??
Person1: Nope :/
That is a LOLopwnt

by DemmLive February 20, 2010

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