Letter B

Letter B is a game usually played when you and your friends are stoned. When someone says a word that begins with the letter "B", you and everyone else gets to punch that person until they say, "Letter B."

It is the most fun when stoned because you tend to not pay too much attention to what you are saying.

Joe: Hey Nik, pass the bowl.
Nik: *punches Joe a couple times*
Joe: Letter B!
Nik: *stops hitting Joe* Here you go buddy.
Joe: *starts punching Nik*
Nik: Letter B!
Joe: Haha I love weed.
Nik: So do I haha.

by psychonirvanafan July 4, 2010

letter "C"

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

by sheila in the car July 19, 2010

Letter Bias

Higher Education's practice of hiring Ph.D.s with little or no practical, real world experience, to educate over more qualified Masters and sometimes Undergraduate candidates. It can extend to less than doctorate degree holders having a "terminal" degree, such as a M.F.A., M.A. or M.B.A., over a M.S. degree holder. Even though a M.S. is a preparatory degree for a Ph.D. and contains a research component, many full time temporary and adjunct faculty members are consistently overlooked for promotion due to an "old boys club" type hiring philosophy from search committees, deans and provosts. Terminal degree holders are not immune to this type of discriminatory hiring practice either.

"I know we have a robust staff of full time temps. I know they are a safe bet for success and have been there for us, but we need a Ph.D. for accreditation," is an example of Letter Bias. Also, "they continue to teach 5 classes a semester, if we hire them tenure track we will have to work them less and pay them more, let's just get a Ph.D. it will look better anyway," is an example of Letter Bias.

by Bobby F. Dowd May 3, 2012

letter-bender

To fill time between jobs by furiously writing letters and sending out cv's.

I am trying to make my first feature film so am now on a crazy letter-bender trying to apply for every funding opportunity going.

I'm sure you'll get a good job by going on a letter bender.

by GIADA D. March 7, 2007

letter gnome

A gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. Their existence is a scientific fact.

"Of course I know the correct meaning of ironic! Letter gnomes wrote that song!" -- Alanis Morissette

by meta1monkey June 18, 2010

letter unit

Stupid kids call jokingly call eachother by their first innitial, followed by "unit". These kids don't seem to seem how stupid they sound, because it is dumb in the first place, and so many people say it.

"Yo M-UnIT! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA damn man I'm so funny I called Marc 'M-Unit'! Get it? M-Unit instead of G-Unit! HAhAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I'm so funny!"

by 78 September 21, 2004

letter pile

A grouping of alphanumeric characters meant to convey some sort of a message, but often not closely enough resembling an actual language to be easily read and understood.
Letter piles are commonly found on the internet in instant messages, emails, forums, blog comments, answers on Q&A sites, and even some definitions on Urban Dictionary. This is not to be confused with 1337 sp33k, which is purposely obfuscated, although letter piles often contain 1337 sp33k.

Bill: Hey man, how was your weekend?

Larry: ti wsa teh bst thihng evrei did tshi cichk from lonyl andhsewsasohsot hsemadmadcume6dogtmeis ti wsa os os hto aned incte bliaev ti pahpsed 2 em iam sos 1337

Bill: WTF? I have no clue what you just said. One more time without the letter piles...

by loosemonkey October 29, 2006