A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty.
The job is lower than prostitution.
The job is lower than prostitution.
by cannon_fodder April 2, 2008
Get the lawyer mug.A lawyer or liar is an upper or middle class type of criminal who focuses on the single crime of plundering all their client's liquid or convertible assets such as their parent's home.
Their modus operandi is to overcharge very late, exploit archaic organisational skills & irrelevant focus to maximise client's costs then sue with immunity afforded by an organised Court & Justice racket operated by retired lawyers supported by an unwittingly working class home guard or 'law enforcement'.
Their modus operandi is to overcharge very late, exploit archaic organisational skills & irrelevant focus to maximise client's costs then sue with immunity afforded by an organised Court & Justice racket operated by retired lawyers supported by an unwittingly working class home guard or 'law enforcement'.
I read anothet liar lawyer Big John McLintock QC has driven another part time working single mum to suicide for a few dollars more
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Get the Lawyer mug.A person expert in the rules of government that give structure to a society. Often useful and a requirement of modern life. In the US the number of lawyers has proliferated beyond all reasonable need and they often collude to make work for each other (see: Congress). Have a bad reputation due to overly exhorbitant fees and a number of highly publicized cases where a lawyer does not serve his client properly.
My wife fell and broke her arm in the supermarket because they left a trap door open. I guess I'll need a lawyer.
Some lawyer befriended my grandmother and got her to change her will on her death bed cutting off the charities she was going to leave her estate to and leave it to him instead.
Some lawyer befriended my grandmother and got her to change her will on her death bed cutting off the charities she was going to leave her estate to and leave it to him instead.
by Gunder January 30, 2007
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"Aw shit, I've hit something with my car"
"Don't worry, it's only a lawyer. You're doing us and him a favour."
"Don't worry, it's only a lawyer. You're doing us and him a favour."
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