Landscaper

A very expensive gardener.

I hired a landscaper to work on my yard.

by TheDefinitionsMagician August 10, 2020

fucking the landscape

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.

John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!

by Teh Cezar August 16, 2009

Taco Bell Landscaper

BOMB ASS MEXIC WHO loves eating taco bell and after all day at the landscaping job you come home to go shit fiery doom from taco bell, you have to use a whole ass costco toilet paper pack to clean all that mess .#free laxative #help my tutuz is burning!!!

A Taco Bell Landscaper- Im so excited to seemy taco bell lanscapper step dad who takes me to la ZOO and shits his pants when he sees lions

by SLAYYYbadass124 July 7, 2022

Australian Landscaping

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019

denver landscaping project

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019

Total Landscaping

The self-induced destruction of credibility based on a layering of ridiculous actions.

He is going total landscaping with all those tweets alleging election fraud.

by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Fulton Landscaping

Fulton Landscaping used to be called Fulton Lawn Care till relevantly Tristen Fulton the owner changed the name. They are a family owned company walking away with about $200k per year.

Dang Fulton Landscaping is good

by Urban Official February 8, 2021