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ski or kayak porn

a term applied to thrill-a-minute ski or kayak flicks. Typically feature young hotshots doing crazy tricks in lots of powder or big whitewater. Most fans of these movies are skiiers or paddlers themselves. Some well known producers include: Ski porn - Warren Miller, Teton gravity research
Kayak porn - Young Gun Productions
I can't wait for the new TGR movie. Nothing like some good ski or kayak porn to start the season out on a good note.
by Mountain freak May 12, 2007
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kyaaa

Some sort of scream that manga-addicted children use to indicate that they just got incredibly happy

See also:
kawaii sugoi nyooo XD
I just got a new issue of GITS, KYAAAAAAAAA XDDDD
by juby January 10, 2005
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Kayakdip

occurs when you dip your food in something on one end and then on the other so you won't double dip.
take one carrot and dip the bottom into the dip to gather dressing or sauce
then then take a bite
take the top and dip the top into the sauce or dip

then take a bite.

It is called a Kayakdip because the person first dips the bottom of the fruit or veggie or chip into the dressing and sauce then dips the top into the dressing or sauce.
by monkeyboo1 May 12, 2013
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kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
by Adele is fat September 19, 2019
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Kayaker

To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011
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Mexican Kayak

Sexual term. It's when a man with a mustache lays on his back in a bathtub of water while his female partner sits on him to have intercourse. What makes this so special is all the while, she is holding a ping pong paddle in each hand and slapping the water in a swimming motion.
by Wordsarefunny June 19, 2009
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kraak

Kraak (Kraken), a Dutch verb describing a cracking sound or: To be genuinely seriously performed by a person or group but completely failing in its attempt, thus becoming either hilarious or plain boring.

This of course also depends a little on your taste, but it is usually a good pointer towards it when people start falling asleep during the performance.
Dutch: Die film kraakte want iedereen viel in slaap!
English: That movie cracked because everybody fell asleep!

Ed Wood, Jess Franco and Arnold Schwarzenegger are some the major personalities in the field.
by Mark Lindhout May 29, 2005
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