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kraak

Kraak (Kraken), a Dutch verb describing a cracking sound or: To be genuinely seriously performed by a person or group but completely failing in its attempt, thus becoming either hilarious or plain boring.

This of course also depends a little on your taste, but it is usually a good pointer towards it when people start falling asleep during the performance.
Dutch: Die film kraakte want iedereen viel in slaap!
English: That movie cracked because everybody fell asleep!

Ed Wood, Jess Franco and Arnold Schwarzenegger are some the major personalities in the field.
by Mark Lindhout May 29, 2005
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Kraak & Smaak

An incredible jazzy yet contemporary three person band with some of the best music ever. They have released dozens of songs, such as The Man of Constant Sorrow, Money in the Bag, Plastic People, Enzo, and my personal favorites, Squeeze Me and Thinking Back.
I was listening to Kraak & Smaak at the dentist yesterday, and I was instantly relaxed.
by Relleka Boviare February 21, 2009
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Seattle Kraken

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020
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Krak Heads

Passionate fans of the NHL team, the Seattle Kraken.
"The Krak Heads Booster Club will be chartering a bus to Vancouver to watch the Kraken play the Canucks this weekend."
by JoggersTongueMyAnus July 24, 2020
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Mayo Kracko

To cum in/on one's ass crack
You know that girl Jamie I met at the bar last night? I gave her a good, old-fashioned Mayo Kracko in the bathroom stall!
by cvmsu17 February 28, 2017
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Kracket

A term for White males who's voices are kinda deep and kinda gay. And they always try to act politically correct
Look at those fucking Krackets dirty fags
by wippledipple1298673 December 5, 2021
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trans-karakorm tract

an Indian territory illegaly gifted to china by pakistan .
Shaksgam or the Shaksgam Tract, is an area of more than 5,180 km² north of the Karakoram, including the Shaksgam valley and Raskam.
trans-karakorm tract is being polluted by china.
by भगवा June 20, 2021
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