kronz

impotent young penguin

The kronz unwillingly had his testicles removed.

by Shakespeare March 23, 2003

kwanzaa juice

It's exactly what you think it is.

I drink it every night before I go to bed it's my kwanzaa juice.

by MajCrisis March 17, 2011

Lisa Kwon

One who is smart and charming when docile but prone to irrationality when irritated angered.

You had a great point until you Lisa Kwon'd out.

by Diablo2003 November 6, 2010

Tae Kwon Doerobics

Dance aerobics that are inspired by the martial arts. It includes movements such as front kicks, roundhouse kicks, side kicks, punches, hand chops, and spear hands. This workout is generally accompanied by "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.

Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.

Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.

Jerry has a black belt in Tae Kwon Doerobics. That means he can out-dance his opponent AND look menacing at the same time. We just pray this either scares or amuses his attacker so Jerry doesn't get really hurt.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

Darryl Kwon

Darryl Kwon. A definition of a person that is a sore loser and will do what ever it takes to win a game.

Player A : Wait ah! I think first.
Passer-by : Aiyah! Just stride can win already.
Player B : Judge! He receiving assistance from others!
Player A : Wah lao. Don't darryl kwon me lei?

Can also be used like this.

"Wah, sibei sui. That guy tioDarryl Kwon-ed"

by Musicia October 30, 2016

Tae kwon joe

an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan

"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"

by icebergpickle October 18, 2009

Kwanzaa Carol

A song that is relatively good that is remixed by certain individuals such as Kidz Bop and Bassnectar to make the song sound even worse than it already is.

"Hey have you heard about that new Ke$ha cover to Promises by Nero?"
"Yeah I heard it's such a Kwanzaa Carol."

by JamesEman April 30, 2013