krissa

A tall, gorgeous girl who can capture the eyes of any man who walks her way. She is hilarious and is constantly cracking jokes, a reason why most guys adore her. Although she has such amazing qualities, she is not loved by everyone, particularily most females. This is because girls often get jealous because Krissa tends to steal the spotlight & gets a lot of attention from guys.

"Wow did you see Krissa come into school this morning? I swear it was just all eyes on her man! She's insanely hot!"

by Jessicaaaaaaaaaaaa March 6, 2013

Krisessed

1. Krisessed:

Obsession with the actress Kristen Stewart.

2. Krisessed:

Combination of "Kris" and "obsessed"

3. Krisessed:

Has a major crush on her or would turn gay for her...

4. Krisessed:

Dreams of her every night and wishes to be the cigarette she's smoking at the moment.

I dream of Kristen Stewart every night.. I am A KRISESSED!

I have the name "Kristen Stewart" all over my biology notebook! I'm such a Krisessed!

My pillow case has a picture of Kristen Stewart.

by obsessed_with_Kristen July 15, 2009

Krissandra

There are many ways to spell krissandra. People often spell it like Cassandra, Kassandra , krisandra , crisandra rtf. Krissandra’s have 10 letters in their name so already you can just tell that they are unique. Krissandra’s are different . They don’t like being the same as other people they love doing things different and standing out from the crowd. Sometimes krissandra’s can shorten their name to kriss, krissy etc because their name is long. Krissandra’s are funny , loyal , fun and caring. They are the always the ones to joke around and make people laugh. They have got really thick skin but if you take all them layers of you get a shy bitch.

*everyones is laughing*

“That’s defo a krissandra”

“Of course” “she’s funny🤣”

by Yourdadsfavourite February 20, 2019

kriss

Slang for "Crisp" , meaning "perfect", or "ideal".

"Dude, that jacket looks kriss"
"Your PC setup is kriss!"
"That chick was kriss, man"
"Kriss cars are hard to find secondhand"

by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003

You just got krissed

Basically rickrolling someone, but with more annoying music that goes "GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH!!!"

TikToker: I've come to a conclusion that I am officially quitting TikTok...
Followers: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL!!
TikToker: HA, YOU JUST GOT KRISSED *epic GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH music*

by by KSNDOOI June 21, 2022

Krissy

Gorgeous girl, not tall, easy to fall in love with and give amazing head

Did you see krissy today,
Nah but last night was the best night of my life

by Daamamndnd March 14, 2018

Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.

The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.

by HobieKopek September 10, 2008