KNITTING

Code word for 'Kinky', Used in Awkward situations or as a cover up for when you think something is Kinky.

"She rode me like a horse"
"KNITTING!"

by Gdoig November 25, 2011

knit

see also knit a sweater

It sounds backwards but I like to buy a new sweater then knit another one

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

knitting

Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."

(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."

(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"

(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"

(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".

by Bunnington Muffin IV January 31, 2009

knitting

What we call hooking up.

Me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time!

by ily xo. August 5, 2007

Knit

To kill somebody, usually a square

Once I knitted a square

by joe scrub January 24, 2007

knitting

My friends' and me's code word for smoking pot.

I hung out with Chelsea and Kristina yesterday. We didn't do much, knitted and then spent about $100 at Taco Bell.

by Courtney January 15, 2005

knit-wit

knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.

Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"

by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010