Klonstipated

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.

Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?

by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

Klon

A slang for klonopin a sedative Anixety medicine

Aye foo I’m rolling off the Klons right now feeling relaxed as fuck

by $pooki December 20, 2017

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

koon chai

A man who is very gentle and rich and makes you uwu at the sight of him

Ai Pete is such a koon chai.

by aeXpete March 4, 2019

be a klondike

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

n.

A delightful '80s B-movie about a town that is under the invasion of alien clowns.

Written, produced, and directed by the Chiodo brothers.

"Killer klowns from outer space, huh? Ho-ly shit".

by Bitchard August 7, 2004

klonies

slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine

i passed out after i hit off some klonies

by nate March 18, 2005