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kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022
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Neil Kleinman

When you take something very simple and screw it all up!
Man all you had to do was file the financials and the stock wouldn't have been suspended but you went and pulled a Neil Kleinman
by CAVERSTEM June 16, 2018
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jared kleinman

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
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cole klinzmann

A supper fag. He is super gay and is great at butt sex. You might think he is straight but then he is always trying to touch your butt and do gay things.
Cole klinzmann means a gay person
by Big fat dick December 10, 2016
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simona kleiman

a girl who is down to earth and will be there for someone no matter what. she waits for what and who is right in life. she has been hurt by many where it has become a cycle. she's not secure with the people that are in her life because she feels as if they will always leave her. she should be given a chance by the one she loves most
Simona Kleiman is always put behind people that hurt others where she can be the one who makes everything better
by lolpayattentiontome April 15, 2017
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Alex Kleiman

Hes soooo freeeaaakkking duuuummmmmbbbb
by Alex Kleiman's Dad May 20, 2018
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kleinmen

Man that shit in that dudes pants was definatly a Kleinman.
by Maggie K May 8, 2005
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