kibble keefe

a small dog

hey it's kyle, the kibble keefe

by smab1201 December 8, 2010

Kibble in the Bowl

Used when explaining to a pet why you have to leave them and go to work

I know you don't like it when I go to work, Zeke. But I've gotta put kibble in the bowl, Zeke, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 17, 2022

kibble and bits

n.

1. a food most commonly taken in small quantities; a finger food
2. collectively used to describe something of little importance
3. a brand name dog food (aka Kibble'n'Bits)
4. the male genitalia encompassing both the penis (kibble) and the testicles

1. Did you try the sausage? Not bad for kibble and bits.
2. I really couldn't care less. It's really all kibble and bits anyway.
3. He has the biggest kibble and bits of any man I've had.
4. Why did you buy this cheap dog food? You know he only eats Kibble'n'Bits.

by lbjames January 9, 2004

Kibble Hole

Opening through which a dog takes in food, i.e., a dog's mouth

To a barking dog: "Shut your kibble hole!"

by crawdad January 27, 2005

Kibble-Digger

The animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it's human master(s) when it wants food.

"Your bitch of a cat just scratched the shit out of me when I tried to pet her! Just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like I was made out of catnip! I fed her, and now she acts like I'm the dog that raped her kittens!"

"Yeah, sorry. She's a total kibble-digger. Got what she wanted and moved on."

by xcelsior! November 30, 2011

kibble head

A crack head

That girl just snorted a line of crack, she’s a kibble head

by EthanHazardsGayCCC July 8, 2019

nibble on the kibble

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover

Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

by Macktown July 10, 2018