Kaboom Kirplunk

1) Another name for explosive diarrhea. 2) The sound of explosive diarrhea as a person farts while having diarrhea plunk into the toilet.

Dude got a bad case of kaboom kirplunk after eating those ex-lax brownies.

by G-mac 31 April 30, 2009

kerplunk

A shit that is a piece of art, ie.

A shit that has to be admired after taking.

"Hey man, I just took a kerplunk!"
"Come see my kerplunk!"

by dictionarypictionary May 9, 2023

kerplonk

noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

You're an absolute kerplonk sometimes, you know that?

by Two9A January 25, 2011

kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

kurplunkle

the act of vomiting on ones bare ass and then having them fart in your mouth, usually causing you to vomit again thus repeating the process until you can stomach vomit-farts to the mouth.

Man, im never going to that dominatrix again, all we did was kurplunkle till i stopped puking.

by grody666 January 12, 2012

Michigan Kurplunk

When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

by Filthy Beast February 21, 2008