Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!
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You can ask Keria to sing for you and she'll do it with ease (after a few times of pushing her to do it). Some Keria's aren't very fond of their drawing abilities, but they appreciate other people's drawing abilities and talents (she may be a bit judgy about other singers though).
If Keria hears someone complaining about her friends, she will get angry and want to attack you. She can be a bit snappy at moments too from certain comments.
She'll probably have long, brown hair, a basic skin-tone, and gorgeous light brown eyes. She might have big boobs or a big butt, it depends.
Keria will come up with very abnormal, random sayings to make people laugh. They usually will rhyme.
Keria might have straight A's after getting adapted to all of the new surroundings. It will be difficult for her at first before she gets a hang of it.
She may think everyone who doesn't talk to her hates her or something, but she is most likely wrong. Some of them might even find her hot, but they're too shy to say anything.
You can ask Keria to sing for you and she'll do it with ease (after a few times of pushing her to do it). Some Keria's aren't very fond of their drawing abilities, but they appreciate other people's drawing abilities and talents (she may be a bit judgy about other singers though).
If Keria hears someone complaining about her friends, she will get angry and want to attack you. She can be a bit snappy at moments too from certain comments.
She'll probably have long, brown hair, a basic skin-tone, and gorgeous light brown eyes. She might have big boobs or a big butt, it depends.
Keria will come up with very abnormal, random sayings to make people laugh. They usually will rhyme.
Keria might have straight A's after getting adapted to all of the new surroundings. It will be difficult for her at first before she gets a hang of it.
She may think everyone who doesn't talk to her hates her or something, but she is most likely wrong. Some of them might even find her hot, but they're too shy to say anything.
Jamie: "Yo! Did you meet that new girl? She has an interesting personality."
Joe: "Yeah. Her name's Keria. It lines up with her beauty and interesting personality, doesn't it?"
James: "I think I like that Keria girl."
Karen: "You should talk to her. She won't know if you don't talk to her."
Joe: "Yeah. Her name's Keria. It lines up with her beauty and interesting personality, doesn't it?"
James: "I think I like that Keria girl."
Karen: "You should talk to her. She won't know if you don't talk to her."
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Zy'Keria's are short, goofy, always smiling, and has an amazing body figure. She is amazingly beautiful. She is always loyal and she is very attractive! She takes no bs, and she will definitely stick up for herself. She is smart as heck. If you meet a Zy'Keria make sure she stays in your life, because through everything she is definitely worth it. Zy'Keria's are easy to get to know, when you first meet them they might keep the introduction short, but as you get to know them more their very fun and joyous to hang around. Zy'Keria's are passionate, and will always be there to help anyone in need. They have a cute, giggly laugh with a sparkle in their eyes, once you look you can't seem to look away. Ugh her smile is so heart warming, you can't forget her little dimples in her smiles. She has a big heart for the ones she loves the most. If you date her, she will definitely make sure that she was the right one to pick!
Boy 1 : Man it's this one girl, that makes me feel like i'm in heaven!
Boy 2: Zy'Keria isn't is shes a whole package dude. I'm only friends with her and she has an amazing soul, you better not let her go, she's really worth it!!
I needa take some tips from Zy’Keria
Boy 2: Zy'Keria isn't is shes a whole package dude. I'm only friends with her and she has an amazing soul, you better not let her go, she's really worth it!!
I needa take some tips from Zy’Keria
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by CT <3 May 22, 2011
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The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.
At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.
The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.
At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.
by Obama is the shiz June 28, 2008
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Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell...
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*
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