kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

kerfunkeld

Discombobulated only worse

You telling me you didn’t know if you wanted to marry me but then said you did had me all kerfunkeld

by Jchubb December 7, 2017

KRUNKLE

A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.

Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?

by hehohno October 20, 2007

kerdunkadunk

The term a fucking retard uses but actually means badonkadonk.

That chick had a nice kerdunkadunk. Sure would like to hit that poon tonight.

by turboprobe91 June 17, 2010

Kerchunkles

The sound that a slot machines lever or old timey cash registers lever makes

Kerchunkles! That will be thirty five cents

by Uncle rosco July 5, 2018

Krunkle

A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.

It will fester far worse things.

"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"

by Briarb0I January 22, 2023

kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023