A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?
Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.
Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.
Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.
Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.
by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019
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The act of beginning to double penetrate (DP) a woman and calling a bunch of your friends over. More and more of your friends keep penetrating until the maximized 6P. At this point the goal is to create new holes getting up to the fabled 16P. At 16P you have crossed any human threshold and have achieved the Kenyan Cupcake. This maneuver is Highlly Illegal and violates most if not every International Human Rights Law.
by Ashamed010101 November 10, 2009
Get the Kenyan Cupcake mug.This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.
Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?
Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.
Guy: What is that?
Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.
Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.
Guy: What is that?
Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.
by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009
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Get the kenyan popsicle mug.The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)
Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"
by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 7, 2010
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Att: Baby can not be older than 4 years old.
Att: Baby can not be older than 4 years old.
by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009
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