kazoo

A very elligable tool used to describe my life.

God, Karen. Look at her. She is such a Kazoo!

by BlackBeetle December 19, 2017

kazoo

oral sex

David and i like to have fun fun fun KAZOO fun

by 843973498237jj April 7, 2017

kazoo

to quote oneself ad nauseum, i.e. drafting up a complete speech on an internet blog and subsequently reciting it (often verbatim) to people who would have read the blog if they were so inclined. people who tend to kazoo are often grossly egotistical, and treat their lives like the overly rehearsed and performed routine of a waning stand up comedian. their delivery of the speech (which they have committed to memory or written down) is often bland and monotonous, suggesting perhaps that the kazooer himself has become bored of the subject matter, but lacks anything genuinely interesting with which to make conversation.

comedian: so what's the deal with hair metal?
audience: you went off on this tangent at your last show.
comedian: bitches, y'all got kazooed!

by Brendon Vox December 28, 2005

kazooed

getting absolutly loaded by way of the beer bong

getting kazooed and getting knighted by the "THE DUTCHESS AND THE ROUND TABLE"

by King Arther December 29, 2007

kazoo

Another word for ass or butt.

She took it up the kazoo!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Kazooing

The act of using a kazoo

... and Harris stood in the crowd kazooing at his fellow friend.

by Amanda <3 May 29, 2006

kazoo

a ridicoulus exaust usually found on the back of a slow Honda Civic making a high pitched revving noice

Wow, look at the kazoo on that Honda Civic. It sure sounds like shit.

by Dukefanman March 19, 2004