This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while she has chewing gum in her mouth. Just before the man ejaculates she blows a bubble and catches his sperm in it and then has the guy chew it up.
by Chicagodan November 14, 2011
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modern hawaiian for a divorced and bitter female that was once impregnated by a kukupapa. A kakamama's offspring are known as pupukakas. Kakamamas are often found at local bars with or without pupukakas in tow depending on who has custody that week. If pupukakas are not present, one should not assume they do not exist, as a kakamama may have custody and be using a wallkie talkie in lieu of a babysitter.
Kakamamas have a polar opposite sense of time that work only to their benefit. When custody change occurs - kakamamas will drop off pupukakas early, sometimes many hours prior to the scheduled time, and when due to pick up their little legal obligations, they may not show for days.
Kakamamas have a polar opposite sense of time that work only to their benefit. When custody change occurs - kakamamas will drop off pupukakas early, sometimes many hours prior to the scheduled time, and when due to pick up their little legal obligations, they may not show for days.
by badbrad February 4, 2009
Get the kakamama mug.Karmazov’s Law is defined as the observation that the real, observable state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of said relationship via electronic outlets. This includes, but is not limited to social media and reality television.
This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
‘Bridezillas’ is a show that demonstrates Karamazov’s Law rather well; many of the stars either break up with, or are broken up by their partners due to the entire, and often awful parts of the relationships not being seen, and false perceptions are had by the audience.
by Memeagon January 7, 2021
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by nikki October 14, 2006
Get the Kalamazoo mug.When a Woman creates gloves from steel wool and wears them while giving the male a hand job. Then urinates in his mouth.
by K.J. Mills December 27, 2009
Get the Kalamazoo cockscrew mug.the term, ‘kala,’ means bread in german. if you are familiar with european dialect, you might recognize the funny word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime chair.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there every night.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
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