by TheBestBird April 9, 2016
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Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
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na so i waka go hospital for the HIV test. but you know me na; i dey kampe! nothing do me. i no come get the virus.
na so Goodluck Jonathan go contest for election, people think say im no go win: as per say na Niger-Delta but the guy dey kampe! dem no fit defeat am!
when this people dem dey demolish people shop for balogun market, dem no demolish my own na. my shop just tanda... come dey kampe; no shaking!
na so Goodluck Jonathan go contest for election, people think say im no go win: as per say na Niger-Delta but the guy dey kampe! dem no fit defeat am!
when this people dem dey demolish people shop for balogun market, dem no demolish my own na. my shop just tanda... come dey kampe; no shaking!
by renee anastasia davidenko June 24, 2011
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"Did you see how much Courtney drank last night?"
"She took it like a real Kampwerth."
"Isn't she like... 14?"
"Yup. A REAL Kampwerth."
"Those damn Kampwerths breed like rabbits."
"Are you my cousin? God it's confusing to be a Kampwerth."
"She took it like a real Kampwerth."
"Isn't she like... 14?"
"Yup. A REAL Kampwerth."
"Those damn Kampwerths breed like rabbits."
"Are you my cousin? God it's confusing to be a Kampwerth."
by Lizerdine March 26, 2009
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These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
See: Turing Test, Replicant.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
See: Turing Test, Replicant.
by Renee February 25, 2004
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The rules are relative simple, yet so complex and deep that the art it self, takes years to master:
1) First nude wins.
2) Everything goes.
Kamstrip double:
A variant, now it's a 2-2 battle, where the first team with two nude persons. Win.
Complex, deep, elegant, brilliant.
As all great sports, there are legends. Due to Kampstrips relative young life, only one person has gotten his name on the hall of fame as of now (04/10-2006):
Tigeren (english: the tiger), undefeated champion.
The rules are relative simple, yet so complex and deep that the art it self, takes years to master:
1) First nude wins.
2) Everything goes.
Kamstrip double:
A variant, now it's a 2-2 battle, where the first team with two nude persons. Win.
Complex, deep, elegant, brilliant.
As all great sports, there are legends. Due to Kampstrips relative young life, only one person has gotten his name on the hall of fame as of now (04/10-2006):
Tigeren (english: the tiger), undefeated champion.
An example of how a "normal" duel goes:
Duelist I to Duelist II: (exclaims) CHALLENGE!
Duelist II: Huh?
Duelist I: Kampstrip! Go!
Duelist I and Duelist II strips.
One is nude first, and hence the winner.
Marvelous.
Duelist I to Duelist II: (exclaims) CHALLENGE!
Duelist II: Huh?
Duelist I: Kampstrip! Go!
Duelist I and Duelist II strips.
One is nude first, and hence the winner.
Marvelous.
by ERusGFuje, Jeppe II September 24, 2008
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