A 56 year old trapped inside of a 16 year olds body. Although not possessing the highest GPA and not being the strongest, he gets all the girls and nobody messes with him. Although white with a country accent, he has the
skin tone of a Native
American. He is likely to always play the same songs over and over again, and is extremely protective of his dignity and his car. He will not respect you if you are a
homosexual.