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1) Means law in Latin. As in jurisdiction, jury, and juris doctorate, etc.
2) A male name of Latvian origin. In general Juris’ tend to be ridiculously hot, flirtatious, self-centered, manipulative, intelligent, funny, ego-maniacs with an inferiority complex. They party like rock-stars and make bad choices in their youth and find it very hard to grow up. They use their good looks and natural charm to manipulate women and get their way in adverse situations. They make lousy boyfriends and tend to break up with you via text message if they notify you at all of the breakup, but wonderful husbands and fathers if you are lucky enough to tame one. Be wary, they use their bad-boyfriend image to attract more than their allotment of women, and have been known to date your friends and your friends’ friends, leaving a trail of broken hearts and bitterness wherever they go. They are INTENSE lovers, generous friends, slow to anger, excellent flirts, and fun at parties.
1) Means law in Latin. As in jurisdiction, jury, and juris doctorate, etc.
2) A male name of Latvian origin. In general Juris’ tend to be ridiculously hot, flirtatious, self-centered, manipulative, intelligent, funny, ego-maniacs with an inferiority complex. They party like rock-stars and make bad choices in their youth and find it very hard to grow up. They use their good looks and natural charm to manipulate women and get their way in adverse situations. They make lousy boyfriends and tend to break up with you via text message if they notify you at all of the breakup, but wonderful husbands and fathers if you are lucky enough to tame one. Be wary, they use their bad-boyfriend image to attract more than their allotment of women, and have been known to date your friends and your friends’ friends, leaving a trail of broken hearts and bitterness wherever they go. They are INTENSE lovers, generous friends, slow to anger, excellent flirts, and fun at parties.
"OMG, I woke up next to a Juris, but i don't remember a thing."
"I married a Juris and it took years to break him in but now he is wonderful."
"I married a Juris and it took years to break him in but now he is wonderful."
by Cathy72 February 5, 2010
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A: "Haha, that was for sure a Juris moment."
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by Grover Cleveland Alexander Hamilton van den Hoogenband III, Esq. November 24, 2004
Get the original jurisdiction mug.The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.
by SlipKnoTCultist October 25, 2006
Get the Joey Jordison mug.Joey Jordison is a famous musician who started become well known for his drumming with the increasing popularity of his primary band "Slipknot". He is primarily known for his drumming talents in the band "Slipknot" and being the guitarist and backing vocals for the band "Murderdolls".
Although everyone calls him over rated and not a good drummer, this is very untrue. He is not the best drummer in the world, but he is one of the best. His drumming style is comprised of many different original and unique techniques. He is most well noted for his use of 2's and 4's over bassdrum triplets that he uses in a lot to most of the bands songs. As well, he incorporates many other drumming techniques and does not only focus on one certain kind.
Jordison is often criticized by metal fans that listen to death metal and feel that if you don't use blast beats in every song you must not be a good drummer. Some of these drummers could be George Kollias, Derek Roddy, or any other death metal drummer.
To sum it up, Jordison is a very popular and GOOD drummer that is often criticized by people who know less about drumming that think speed is the only thing that matters in drumming. And although he is not the best, he is an extremely good well rounded drummer.
Although everyone calls him over rated and not a good drummer, this is very untrue. He is not the best drummer in the world, but he is one of the best. His drumming style is comprised of many different original and unique techniques. He is most well noted for his use of 2's and 4's over bassdrum triplets that he uses in a lot to most of the bands songs. As well, he incorporates many other drumming techniques and does not only focus on one certain kind.
Jordison is often criticized by metal fans that listen to death metal and feel that if you don't use blast beats in every song you must not be a good drummer. Some of these drummers could be George Kollias, Derek Roddy, or any other death metal drummer.
To sum it up, Jordison is a very popular and GOOD drummer that is often criticized by people who know less about drumming that think speed is the only thing that matters in drumming. And although he is not the best, he is an extremely good well rounded drummer.
Shane: Have you heard 'Murderdolls' or 'Slipknot' lately, they've got some really catchy songs. And that drummer/guitarist, "Joey Jordison" is very good.
Josh: YEAH he is (:
Josh: YEAH he is (:
by JoeyJr. November 6, 2009
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Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.
2. "You were totally jugdishing me on that kid with hairy ears last night. Die in a fire"
Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.
2. "You were totally jugdishing me on that kid with hairy ears last night. Die in a fire"
by Suffra December 9, 2008
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ELAINE: Do you know what 'Jerry' is in Indian?
JERRY: (Carrying her out, piggy-back style) No, what?
ELAINE: (Between laughs) Jugdish.
JERRY: Yes...Jugdish.
JERRY: (Carrying her out, piggy-back style) No, what?
ELAINE: (Between laughs) Jugdish.
JERRY: Yes...Jugdish.
by &heart March 20, 2010
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