juggaloism

Juggaloism IS NOT a religion, but simply a way of thought and a creative fictional story. Even juggalos don't believe in juggaloism because in album covers and interviews juggalos say they couldn't do this without god.

In the cover of the ICP album, the amazing jeckel brothers, Insane clown posse talks about the help of god. Juggaloism isn't even mentioned.

by -[SWK]-JeCkEl3692 October 2, 2005

juggalos

a group of pussys who came together to worship icp and try to convince each other and themself that they are cool. known to wear overpriced icp shirts and win fights by outnumbering 10 to 1.also target the only rapper that sucks more then them to make themselfs look better. lowest form of scum on the face of the earth

sumdood:sup dawg
sumotherdood:shut the fuck up juggalo prick
sumdood:*kills himself*
see faggot, homosexual, douchebag, cocksucker.

by ZeRoOrDiE March 15, 2005

gathering of the juggalos

The gathering of the juggalos is when ICP, ABK, twiztid, blaze, etc. preform a show for 4 days and a hell of a lot of juggalos are there with tents and sleep out in the forest in a clearing for 4 days

gathering of the juggalos

by JUGGALO 101 May 10, 2010

juggalos

A group of immature individuals who worship ICP. They have no idea about who they are and instead of looking to themselves to find the answer, they look to other juggalos. As a result, they are all alike and any behavioral stereotypes apply. They're largely bitter individuals who consider themselves a family. Guess what, so does the Foot Clan and the KKK. Mostly they have a deep seated need for companionship. They also require attention, ironically enough, from the people who they say can't understand them. Maybe Mommy didn't hung them enough, I don't know. They also perpetuate the evil that is the "dark carnival".

Person A: Look at that poor soul, he's one of the juggalos.
Person B: Yeah, what a miserable existence. I'd like to help him, but we "don't understand" him

by John Bigsby October 4, 2005

juggalos

Bunch of white boys who want to have their own gang.....

ooh look at me i wear paint
i pretned im a clown
homie, juggalo for life
down with the clown





stop stealing stuff off us mexicans u stupid white trash

by MExIcan April 12, 2005

juggaloism

Actually it is a real religion. Due to the fact that Juggalos come from all faith backgrounds, it would be difficult to describe the higher power, or God, in a way that would be understood by everyone if we didn't call it the Dark Carnival. The place of happiness and peace in the afterlife is called Shangri-la, the place of punishment and regret is called Hell's Pit.
As with any other religion, Juggaloism sets out guidelines for behavior, such as don't hate on other Juggalos, no domestic violence, racism, things like that. We have our own clergy, religious meetings, and are recognized by the government as a religion. The hatchetman is a valid religious symbol to those who believe in Juggaloism and is therefore protected by religious freedom. We are in no way a cult, because we do not require money or blind obedience from members.
Some of the actions of the Fellowship of Juggalos (a church started for Juggalos), have been the Juggalo Suicide Prevention line, care packages for pregnant Juggalettes, and monetary assistance (out of the clergy's pockets) for members in need.

if a person doesn't claim a faith on their own, but they believe in the Dark Carnival, Shangri-la, and Hell's pit, that's Juggaloism.

by Deacon Select Giggles April 17, 2006

Juggalos/Juggalettes

Someone who is down with the clown and will be till there dead in the ground - another ICP fan

(Also known as, someone who hates bigots, likes (absurdly catchy) murder music, and wears clown makeup. there's literally nothing wrong about it, you can all suck a dick.)

ID RATHER GRAB MY DICK AND TELL UR MOM TO FUCK OFF
I KNOW YOUD PROBABLY START TO TRIP
AND SWING AT ME BUT HIT VIOLENT ED IN THE LIP
LOOK, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM TRYNA SAY
JUST DONT FORGET ME LIKE YOU DID WITH ROB BASS
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN IM 103
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE CARNIVAL COMES TO YOUR TOWN?

IMMA BE DOWN WITH THE CLOWN

IMMA BE DOWN
IMMA BE DOWN
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TILL IM DEAD IN THE GROUND
(Juggalos/Juggalettes are cool as fuck. love you guys)

by Siristhecartographer January 25, 2023