José

José is the God form of any Mexican giving the power of enchilada and guacamole. Basically Mexican Shazam.

Ex : JaMarcus “José!”

JaMarcus now our God

by Josê April 29, 2021

José

He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He's always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!

“Yo man José totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what he does!”

by japoneseguy November 21, 2021

José

He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He’s always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!

“Yo man José totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what she does!”

by japoneseguy November 21, 2021

José

Usually a cactus merchant and cums on guacamole. He can be found in a local marijuana farm. He also supports a finished club and rates Donyell Melon.

José is truly finished
José has 0 ball knowledge
José supports a finished club

by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021

José

You haven't met Jose, have you? He is the most attractive and charming man on the planet. He is a one-of-a-kind individual. He will prioritize you and listen to all of your needs, as well as make you laugh when you are feeling down. He'll bring you to Redondo Beach, where you'll see some of the most gorgeous sunsets while he singing to some of the most beautiful songs. Luckily, he is your boyfriend!

"Who made you smile like that, girl?" Maria asks.

"José, my love," I said.

"Wow!! ", says Maria.

"Girl, Who made you smile like that?" Maria asks.

"José, Mi Amor," I said.

"Excellent!! ", says Maria.

by jgao8506 November 22, 2021

José

José es un galan con gran pene para todas las chicas y generalmente tiene muchos amigos que pueden ser molestos o groseros a veces, pero es tan adorable que es amable, guapo, inteligente, cariñoso, divertido y maduro, lo que significa que tiene un pene grande y dice chistes sucios. Un José talentoso y un verdadero hombre en la cama que te hará salir en silla de ruedas si lo dejas jugar rudo. Un José es alguien que todo el mundo quiere, pero José elegirá una mujer en especial, es un hombre único en la vida, no dejes que te deje porque te arrepentirás.

Todas las chicas: "Dios mío es ese José"
Una chica: "Él es mío perras"
José: "Hay suficiente de mí para todas ustedes"

by Bigdickbig November 23, 2021

José

confusing, complicated and irritating af

omg your such a José

by oopsxd January 12, 2022