José

Usually a cactus merchant and cums on guacamole. He can be found in a local marijuana farm. He also supports a finished club and rates Donyell Melon.

José is truly finished
José has 0 ball knowledge
José supports a finished club

by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021

Luka

A great guy, usually pretty tall and a great goalkeeper. Supports the best club in the world and stans the best player ever.

Luka has a huge cock

Luka put your balls in my jaws
Luka is the goat

by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021