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Joemalia

Joemalia is a kingdom led by the Glorious King & Emperor Joe Jitsukawa. It is composed of an unspecified number of states. Much of the nation is a mystery, including, but not limited to, its geographical location, diplomatic status, GDP, or governing body. With a population of approximately 485,000, this nation is similar in size to the city of Sacramento, California, in the United States of America, or the country of Guadeloupe. The name and location of the capital have never been disclosed. Very little is known about the populace – only that it is extremely diverse and multicultural.

A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got fired from my job in Joemalia because I was late."
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
by probablysalmon May 17, 2019
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Joemy

Pronoun. Can also refer to as gorgeous. One of a kind. She's got the whole package: beauty, brains, awesome sense of humor and a hot rockin' body. Best friend you'll ever have. Lots of ambition and a great future ahead of her. Independent.
Joemy is an awesome girl who has lots of ambition; she always fights for what she wants and never gives up. Loves her friends and always has their backs. Aspires to be a great lawyer and be a successful, independent woman.
by joeale February 6, 2010
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joemex

to look at the sky with your eyes closed while sitting on the toilet cutting your toenails and pointin them east
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Trader JoeHoe

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.
They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!
by hidekoeng December 14, 2008
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joementum

The essential quality of a flagging political campaign, particularly when conducted by an incumbent who is overly confident of victory. This term is a reference to Joe Lieberman, whose perceived conservatism and tendency to publicly undercut the Democratic Party have led to an alienation of the Democratic base.
Polls suggest that Rick Santorum as Joementum to spare.
by bluedevil July 20, 2006
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Jemo

An emo boy with long, Jesus-like hair. Looks like he’s dressing like Jesus but all black.
You know Santi?”
“The jemo?”
“Yeah, him, I think he’s gay”
by Applesauce624 February 26, 2018
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joemell

Is a sweet .womanizer that could be very friendly and that good in the bedroom that wouldn't judge . Also has good career head of him
Joemell Is a friendly relaxed person
by Mellow June 14, 2017
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