Jizzle Jog

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.

Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!

by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016

Jizzlocated

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

Jizzlightenment

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

Jiuliana

The unique combination of the English Julianna and the Italian Giuliana, to create a new stylized version of the name for the sophisticated, beautiful, intelligent & elegant modern woman.

I wish I could be more like Jiuliana because besides the fact she's so stunningly beautiful, who else do you know can save your unborn baby's life during surgery one afternoon and then whisk off to a New York Benefit the next day?!

by Bootsie715 February 3, 2010

Jizplode

To jack off so hard that you literally explode your jizz everywhere

Bro on the last day of N.N.N i literally jizploded everywhere in my room!

by isasmellafartshella October 31, 2021

jimultis

queen victoria of england who rules with her love molly and her pet jimin; used for when ur defining something beautiful

"omg did you see how jimin reacted when he looked in the crowd"
"yeah skhjsh, he probably saw a jimultis or something"

by dionyseok July 16, 2019

jizzle jawline

when it looks like you have jizz on ur jawline.

Carter has a jizzle jawline because of last night.

by @twoProfessionalretards July 3, 2020