jizzard

A spermacious lizard

Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.

by Orly's October 4, 2005

Jizzard

The act of one man ejaculating into/onto another mans penis while the other does the same.

"Last night my boyfriend and I had a jizzard in the public bathroom

by Gahd February 21, 2014

jizzard

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.

Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!

by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 27, 2003

jizzard

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.

"My friend Cory is a jizzard."

by Lenniz August 24, 2006

Jizard

A combination of the two most powerful dork forms known to the Universe. Jedi, and Wizards.

And as the Jizard entered the tavern, named "Mind Tricks" all of the evil forces swept away from the city. They knew that the Jizard was far too powerful for them to attempt an assault.

by epilepticanon November 29, 2011

Jizzard

A Klu Klux Klan member who enjoys masturbation.

Yo, that guy over there is a the grand jizzard.

by Bobojizz October 2, 2018

Jizzard

When you nut in the detection of a fan and sprays every

Yo dude I caused a jizzard

by Liam power April 22, 2020