jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007

jizmslap

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.

Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.

by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015

jizmflop

To ejaculate on the body of a female.

Usually said in a silly voice that is a cross between Adam Sandler and Bill Cosby.

Created when 2 cool guys watched an episode of SNL that had Adam Sandler spoofing the Cosby Mysterys. They mimmicked him using the word jizm then had sex with women and the word jizmflop was born.

Girl: Hey you did it in my hair!
Man: Aaaaw Jizmflop : (

by Niv February 16, 2006

Jizmuh

A Popular Twitter user who is renowned for sending Nude pictures to other users. He is a great guy though which a lot of people love and admire.

Hey, I wish you were more like Jizmuh. He is so nice and funny!
Send me some Pictures like Jizmuh did.

by Anonymous321853 September 19, 2013

Jizmize

the act of stroking the male genetalia until jizm shoots out. done by male teenagers multiple times a day.

Z:I stroked it yesterday and it got all over my underwear! and my sister sat on it!

J: I sneezed and jizmized at the same time and it shot all over my face!

Ben: have you ever jizmized so many times in a day your penis started to bleed?
J:no.... .....
Ben:Oh....Akward....

by joemister April 21, 2006

jizmingler

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.

'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz

by gingleberry February 16, 2010