jiokali

a vaginal erection. a stick that comes through the vagina when a woman is horny and/or aroused.

michael and jonah were comparing there jiokalis but came to the conclusion that michaels is larger, but also decided jonahs has more spots

by da fuckin man January 22, 2009

jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.

Get out of my car, jerkawhore!

by Curvy January 5, 2008

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

jiracide

The act of killing a software project by over planning it inside of JIRA.

Dammit Anthony, you just committed jiracide! Our project is fucked.

by AwkwardOcelot January 14, 2016

Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.

As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"

by Rick James! December 27, 2008

Jiraiya

1.Who Naruto calls Pervy Sage.
2.A dirty old man, about 50yo.
3.The Author of Come Come Paradise(Icha Icha Paradise)
4.A disciple of the Third Hokage.
5.His fellow teammates were Tsunade and Orichimaru.
6.Minato Namikaze's leader

Pervy Sage Jiraiya is a dirty old man.

by Andreasantoni June 12, 2008

Jirah

Jirah is a very pretty girl that puts others before her self. She’s very sociable and has many friends. She’s also very popular. She’s known to be a good person to be around. She’s a good friend, loving, and caring person. She’s very kindhearted and quiet.

Oh, there goes Jirah!

by glitterlover21_ May 20, 2018