jewbede

a ugly crusty name for a jew with claws and has back probelms

"that kid was so crusty he was a jewbede"

by bosey jones March 9, 2009

Jersediction

When a person originally or currently from New Jersey speaks about an egregious offense, committed by a person who has never been or is not from New Jersey, in front of a current New Jersey native to whom they are loosely related, who immediately assumes control over the entire situation by suggesting the complainant communicate only to them and they should “don’t worry about it” and/or “have a good time.” Thus, leaving the complainant concerned for what the person asserting Jersediction might do.

Melissa from Rockaway tells this story about this guy from Texas, named Subi, who was giving her I don’t know some hard time about whateva. Tony hears it right, immediately claims Jersediction. Tony says, “Melissa, this dude Subi, from Texas. You don’t worry I take care of it. We’ll talk, don’t worry about it, just have a good time, ok?”

Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”

by Project6195 July 13, 2020

Jewsey

How people from New York say "Jersey"

Frank - "Hey, asshole! Signal before you merge!"

Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"

by Koolguy_gt500 March 21, 2010

JEWSADE

The mass slaughter of Jews. Does not have to relate to any part of the actual Crusades.

"The Jews got pwned in WW2!" "Yeah, Hitler laid a fucking Jewsade on their asses!"

by VON WALL November 10, 2007

Jewser

A Jewish Loser

The Orgin:
Started out with a sweet catholic girl wearing a shirt that said Good Little Catholic Girl at a club and one of her Jewish friends laughed at her shirt saying she wasnt a good catholic, so her being drunk said Jew and loser slurred and it came out as JEWSER.

Dik is such a Jewser.

by Ya Know! May 21, 2006

jewseum

a place dedicated to jewish people such as a museum with a lot of history on ancient or modern day jews or maybe just a large gathering of jews in a small area.

- I went to this jewseum thing yestarday.

- was it fun?

- No they just bitched about being kicked out of jerusalem by some retards.

- That does sound boring.

- I know right!!!

by Skeeter~Bob November 2, 2010

Jowsed

Another Word for very drunk.
Basically so you can't stand

Adam: "im gonna get jowsed tonight and pull some chick"
James: "i like the way you think dude"

by Adammmmmski October 20, 2008