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Jesus Shit

After defecating, when one goes to wipe with toilet paper and discovers there is no feces to clean. Of all his numerous amazing feats & miracles, we can assume wipe-less bathroom sessions was among them. This act can also be called a "Holy Shit".
Wow, I just took the most amazing "Jesus Shit". What a way to start the day!
by MLS17 January 15, 2026
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