A Jewish guy who acts Italian. A Jewgene is trying to be a be like wisguy from brooklyn.
It is taking from the Italian term "cugene" (i dont knok the correct spelling of that so please don't wack me)
It is taking from the Italian term "cugene" (i dont knok the correct spelling of that so please don't wack me)
Artie's a long island jewish guy, he always wears a wifebeater when he goes to little Italy for expresso after he eats his bagels, what a Jewgene, trying to be like a good fella. Can also be a female.
by Sally Bread September 15, 2004
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Brian: Where did Cole go last night?
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
by Superhighme June 3, 2011
Get the Jensen Shuffle mug.A Jewish guy who marries into an Italian family and then begins to mirror Italian mannerisms and accents. Also known as a deep threat that will talk about his knot, wine, Italian soccer and taking over the family tradition of making tomato sauce. He does this all in an attempt that you will forget he's actually Jewish and this is a plot to get in good with his well-to-do in-laws.
Hey Jewgene (deep threat) is taking over the tomato sauce and hanging out with a couple of Brokah's in NYC to watch Roma play Inter Milan.
by Rocky Tumbolini February 16, 2022
Get the Jewgene mug.1. the hottest guy to walk this planet. He plays Dean Winchester on the hit show Supernatural.
2. walking example of sex.
3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.
2. walking example of sex.
3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.
1. Oh my god, jensen ackles is so friggin' hot!
2. ..."so this is how babies are made, son. if you have more questions just look at jensen ackles. but don't go all homo on me boy. it CAN happen....."
3. yes, jensen, ahhh ahhh, oohhh, harder baby, harder, ahh, ooh, oh god jensen, oh yes, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER, YES JENSEN!!!
2. ..."so this is how babies are made, son. if you have more questions just look at jensen ackles. but don't go all homo on me boy. it CAN happen....."
3. yes, jensen, ahhh ahhh, oohhh, harder baby, harder, ahh, ooh, oh god jensen, oh yes, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER, YES JENSEN!!!
by S.G. loves J.A. September 20, 2008
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Not for internal use.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
Get the jergens mug.Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!
Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.
Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!
Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!
Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.
Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!
Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
by JKJ's biggest fan:D April 5, 2010
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