This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018
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When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!
SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!
Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!
Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008
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As with video games, joystick parents want to dictate and control every aspect of the children's lives. Hence the term ‘joystick’. However, there is very little joy to be had by children when they are parented in this manner.
Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.
Can also be high-schoolers, or even in some depressing cases, college students living at home.
Nate's parents use joystick parenting because they keep track of his bank records, ground him from his phone, listen to all his voicemails, check his e-mail, check his facebook messages, get copies of his work schedule, check his phone records to make sure he is working at those times, control where he is allowed to drive, and also control which girls he is allowed to date, or even allowed to talk to for that matter.
by fifafriedman May 3, 2010
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Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.
Also can be used as a verb
Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.
Also can be used as a verb
Dude, Stacy was taking her sweet time to get undressed, so I had to start to do the joystick.
Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.
Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.
by Watchmoeslip March 24, 2008
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Can I have a taste of your joystick?
Want some of my joystick, baby?
Can I have a taste of your joystick?
Want some of my joystick, baby?
by The Tangoman October 23, 2004
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Guy 1 "Bro! Trish just whacked off my spam javelin last night!"
Guy 2 "Holy duck fuck! Did she joystick it?"
Guy 1 "Dude, she joysticked me so hard she got the joysticking high score"
Guy 2 "Which was..."
Guy 1 "A mouthful of my baby yoghurt"
Guy 2 "Holy duck fuck! Did she joystick it?"
Guy 1 "Dude, she joysticked me so hard she got the joysticking high score"
Guy 2 "Which was..."
Guy 1 "A mouthful of my baby yoghurt"
by trolololololol December 13, 2010
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