An easily exciteable single adult male in the age range of 20-25, who can often be found "bro'n out," playing copoius amounts of Video Games and Darts. Jamoches have little to no facial hair, are interested in fitness, and engage in random seemingly bizarre activities which do not reflect age appropiate behavior. Examples of such activities involve getting up early for long walks for Their unintelligence is highly noticable
by Steve Wiberg January 30, 2008
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Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i"
Pauly: "So dis jamoche was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoche; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
Pauly: "So dis jamoche was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoche; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
by strEt-Ys December 1, 2009
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Get the Jamochan mug.A master of seduction, everyone wants to flock to him. Often wears a black jacket and loves pizza but never eats. Engages in activities such as "fiving." He often is very short and is a parkour master. He is the main character and has infinite plot armor. Everyone around him has the urge to eat his fingers, rub his legs, or tap his hair.
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Get the Jamochan mug.He is straight-up and isn't a man who sugarcoats the truth. He is a honest, and loyal boyfriend. He's not too clingy and let's you have your space but only enough to where you are his but with freedom. Jamicha isn't scared of anything and if he wants something he will not let anything get in his way until he gets what he absolutely wants. However, he is attractive and poopular on the outside, he loves attention and hates it so much when you don't talk to him. Trust ne he wabts to talk to you all day every day but he won't admit it until you say somthing is wrong and ask if anything is bugging him. If you ever meet a Jamicha cherish him, and don't let him go because the moment you do that is the moment you have made the biggest mistake of your life!
Jamicha is the best boyfriend in the world.
Hey Jamicha, are you going to the football game?
Jamicha is the real plug!
Hey Jamicha, are you going to the football game?
Jamicha is the real plug!
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